The caption that will change our lives forever:
Singer/songwriter Bruno Mars has announced that he is now married.
fuck you and your stupid lip ring and your dumb blue eyes and your long legs and broad shoulders and the way you hold that fucking mic i quit
nearly 10,000 people know exactly who this is, without any mention of a name and I don’t know whether to be happy or sad about that
I use tumblr more out of habit than enjoyment at this point
Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.
A moment of silence for those who have unfollowed me